7 things every Saudi brother wants to tell his Sisters

1-Please tell the exact address, where you wish to be taken to, as I am not psychic nor your chauffeur. Whether they have to be dropped at their friend’s place we don’t care what her name is, if you can tell us the correct address. Also, directions have to be better than “next to the big billboard, or after the light pole”. This is one of the most annoying things one can do.[irp]

2-You do not have to inform dad every time you catch me smoking: Every single time! Really?  Most of us usually smoke our first cigarette due to peer pressure, so if by any chance you get your hands on any incriminating pictures with me holding a cigarette, it is best not to run to dad, faster than the speed of light.

3-It is a coincidence when every time I have to go to the store or market; you are craving cake, ice cream or chips. Is your hunger somehow synced to me going to the store? Is there some sort of detector set at the door or on my feet that tell you I am going to the store? Something that is funnier is that you always promise to pay us later.

4-Why do we have to be tasters for your culinary trials? You might like to try to make some new dish or cuisine, but I do not remember signing up to be your personal food taster. It is highly advisable to keep your culinary inventions to yourself; we are only up for trying mom’s inventions.

5-Why does there has to be a fight for the remote every time? We know that this is a usual thing to happen, but we tend to go a bit Game of Thrones when it comes to the television remote. Nobody wants to hear us fight and wage war on one other so it is better to just let me have the remote in the first place.[irp]

6-Why are you the most disorganized person I know? Make a schedule, a task list and stick to it. Running errands with you is like fighting a battle with oneself and is more unpleasant for you as it is for them.

7-There is no race for being dad’s favorite, take it easy! Yes, we know that every girl wants to be her daddy’s princess, however, please do not forget that acting like a princess around your brother and treating him like a slave will not work out at all.

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