There are many Muslim scholars who are quite famous around the world. Some of them crack jokes better than many standing comedians.
Mufti Ismail ibn Musa Menk hails from Zimbabwe and is famous for his soft speech, graceful personality, and sense of humor. Listen to this hilarious joke.
During another lecture Mufti Menk made everyone laugh at a football joke. Mufti Menk said that nowadays people know 6 salahs; Fajr, Zuhr Asr, Maghrib, Isha, and MO Salah.
He made this joke because Mohammad Salah is really famous these days and a lot of people discuss him and his game every now and then.
Shaikh Assim is an Imam of a masjid in Jeddah for the past 20 years and is often found pretty active on social media.
He was asked by someone if he could be their “sugar daddy” to which he replied;
I don't think so as I am diabetic! https://t.co/kO3nIjXWwp
— Assim Alhakeem (@Assimalhakeem) November 10, 2016
In another incident, he was asked if a wife sing a song for her husband? He replied.
If she has a good voice, this is permissible. Otherwise, torturing Muslims is prohibited. https://t.co/CZo5kvKeXA
— Assim Alhakeem (@Assimalhakeem) September 30, 2016
Sheikh Azhar Naseer
Canadian Sheikh Azhar Nasser criticized Muslims in the funniest way saying Muslims should stop doing ablution in a way like they are hired in a Neutrogena commercial.
My respected brothers and sisters,
Please stop doing wudhu like you're in a Neutrogena commercial.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 4, 2017
The second time he criticized the rich Muslims saying your Hermes belt can feed Africa. Hermes belt is one of the most expensive belt brands that a middle class can rarely think to buy.
Sheikh, I ain’t about this dunya.
First of all, your Hermès belt can feed Africa.
— Shaykh Azhar Nasser (@ShaykhAzhar) November 6, 2017
One unknown Khateeb
This Khateeb seems to be a football fan who posted on social media saying Allah will forgive our sins completely because he loves us so we should not feel sad. Sometimes you may feel sad because of your family or financial crises or maybe you are an Arsenal fan.